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Errors All ‘Round

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   2015 days ago
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   chelle

   you know, it’s kind of funny when you’re reading about other people celebrating their error pages. akurei was laughing at me last night in my self-glory concerning my productivity in finally creating that stupid ring.

   lmao, he was like “you know, usually i get pretty -annoyed- when i see 403 errors…”

   sigh. such vain web designers we are. then again, i credit my obsession with it toward making it appear to everyone who trips on my site that i’ve anticipated -everything- because i’m so 1337 like that.

   hee, nice error pages. i think i see a “send me an[d] e-mail” typo on the 400 one, however.

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   2014 days ago
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   Dee

   403′s annoy me, too, but I get a perverse satisfaction in knowing they probably annoy other people even more, if only for the fact that I can always get to my directories via FTP or whatever. Mwahaha!

   And, yeah, spelling mistake fixed. ^^” Thanks for that.

   As for your problem with editing text files, the way I do mine is like so:

   print ““;</p> <p>$fp = fopen( “../path/to/the/$file”, ‘r’ );<br /> while( !feof( $fp ) ){<br /> print fgets( $fp );<br /> }<br /> fclose( $fp );</p> <p>print “n”;

   For flat files, obviously. Otherwise you might want to try something like htmlentities();

   edit :: Jeebuz, it would help if the goddamn tags were around the right way. D’oh.

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