I’d just like to join in the parade of well-wishers congratulating You on being named as Time‘s Person of the Year. Keep uploading your stupid drivel to YouTube and MySpace, keeping your eyes off any real politics or current affairs or awareness of how the minority cocks up the world for the majority. Since when did the ‘Information Age’ become a byword for passive consumerism?
Also congratulations on all the money you will save now that you do not have to go out and buy a Chrysler. Take that, inane ad campaign! (On the other hand, the ‘cock-up’ will probably make this otherwise yawnful ad one of the most memorable of this year at least. What a shame.)