Skilorras tandedh tahv shehdahjah, cherrahzh Lehksh Luthao w bython jaodho. Cherrahzh zhod w 40 jaodho. Nahnodh ghao zvaolu w ten bytho. Zov nahnodh ghao udolzh.
First person to tell me what it is — without Google1 — gets some kind of prize.2 For the record, the third sentence was the most difficult (and the one I’m least confident about); fuck you, English idiom.