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The World Ends With Piracy

Well, my R4 Revolution from Gadget Gear arrived yesterday. That’s some mega-fast service right there; I ordered it, what, Monday night? Something like that.

Anyway, it’s heaps awesome. $79.95 all up which is cheaper than a new-release DS game. The box was a little squished (I blame Australia Post for that one) but everything was in working order. Essentially what you get is a DS card with a slot for a microSD memory card, a software CD and a USB dongle that also takes a microSD card. Essentially, you stick the microSD card in your dongle-thing, stick that in a PC along with the little CD (woe on those of you who don’t have a platter CD-ROM drive, hey) and then copy some files from the CD to the dongle (the documentation is dodgy as hell but easy enough to follow).

That’s. It.

Well, barring ROMs of course. A DS ROM is about 62 or 128 MB; I’ve got five or so on my R4 card with room left over for the boot shell and save files. The bigger your microSD card, obviously, the more games you can store (I’m thinking of swapping out the 2 GB one from my camera; when am I ever going to need the memory for 900 photos?). The best part is that it’s all just drag-and-drop; the ROM files you download from the internet are exactly what you drag onto the root folder of your SD card.

So I grabbed me a bunch of Square Enix stuff, though in the spirit of things I’ve only actually started playing The World Ends With You. The game is… oh god it’s so damn trendy it hurts. I can’t decide whether I like this or not; apparently I’m not as grown out of my otaku fanbrat stage as I’d thought. The battle system looks like it’s going to drive me nuts, though; you battle on both the DS screens, using the arrow keys for the upper character and the stylus for the lower one. Of course, if you leave your upper-screen partner alone they just go and do their own thing (while you on the bottom screen do not), so I’m a little baffled as to why you’d intervene at all. Unless you had some, like, crazy-über micro or something.

Anyway, the game managed to piss me off on Day 1 (literally) by not letting me save until Day 2. La-ame!

So… who wants to recommend me some DS games?


Oh, and while I’m on the subject of wanky Square Enix stuff… last night I also shelled out a whopping $7-something for SONG SUMMONER. It’s an iPod game, similar to FF: Tactics, I guess, whose main selling point is that you “make” your units out of your mp3 collection. Apparently I listen to a lot of Monks, Soldiers and Knights, with Archers and Mages coming distant second. I’ve got no idea really how tightly-coupled the game’s unit creation really is to your song’s characteristics, but… meh, it’s still kinda cool.

OK Go’s “Invincible” made an S-Class Monk, which I thought was pretty cool.

I haven’t actually, like, played it yet — I spent all my time last night picking songs to make Troopers out of — so no opinions on that front, only that the controls are kinda awkward but, well, what do you expect from the clickwheel? (I still don’t like that stupid thing…) I mean, the UI tries hard to compensate but I keep rolling past the thing I want to select all the time and, bleh. Damn iPod.

Still, it’s a pretty fucking cool idea.

And, of course, it’s only $7! ($5 US.) I think one of the reasons I don’t like buying games for handhelds is that they’re not actually cheaper than PC games but they feel like they should be. Because, I dunno, they’re… smaller, or something? Yanno.

If I fork out $90 for a PC game I know I’m going to get 30″ of MEGA GAMEPLAY!!! out of it. The 2″ DS screen just doesn’t have the same sense of value, you know?

… maybe it’s just me.


5 Comments

  1. 784 days ago
    102 comments

    Belinda

    Glad to hear that it works! I’ve been wanting an R4 for a while, not just for the roms but also for all those awesome homebrew programs available to download for free. My friend is able to watch movies and read comics off her DS with her R4.

    I really recommend any of the Phoenix Wright – Ace Attorney games; they were the only reason I bought my NDS in the first place. It’s so quirky and fun and I just like detective games in general. Umm… I also have Rune Factory which is another Harvest Moon game which is okay. Oh and then there are the Pokeman games. Those are the ones I own.

    I think even with an R4 I still might buy some games legit (I buy them from play-asia; even with shipping, they usually cost less than AU$40), like the Phoenix Wright franchise. But there’s also heaps of DS games that I just want to try out. I guess I should save up an R4 myself. :P

    • 784 days ago
      1,606 comments

      Dee

      Heh. You’re, like, the fourth person to recommend the PW games to me. :P

      I have to admit I actually own And Justice for All for real and I don’t really like it. I should, but there’s something restrictive about the gameplay that just really frustrates me. Like, you can’t solve puzzles in the order you think of the solutions; you have to solve them in the order the game presents them to you. That drives me nuts. D: Plus there are a couple of places where the game enforces failure and, yeah, same deal; don’t like that. :

      Then again, I’ve been told it’s the worst game in the series, so…

      Rune Factory is on my list, though!

      And you totally should get an R4; they’re good value, considering the cost of the legit games. ^^”

  2. 784 days ago
    89 comments

    Robbie

    My DS and PSP collections are both very small. DS wise, I was disappointed by the crap that was FFXII Revenant Wings, and PSP wise I was mildly interested in the gameplay of FFVII Crisis Core but the plot was boring and silly, so I haven’t finished it yet. Maybe when my gamecard for WoW expires I will finish that before I buy another card for Wow so I don’t feel like I am wasting my time.

    Pokemon Diamond/Pearl are still my favorite DS games. They’re really quite good.

    Song Summoner looks so cool, I may get it just to see what I listen to XD

  3. 783 days ago
    53 comments

    Connor

    If you’ve got a PSP, go out and get Patapon if you don’t already own it. It’s one of the best games I’ve played.

    Pata Pata Pata Pon!

    Are Australian video games generally more expensive than their US counterparts, in US dollars?

    Oh! One final note. I know you aren’t interested in designing a website for the FRC, but do you recommend any good web designers who can do integrated PHP, MySQL, and forum software?

  4. 763 days ago
    21 comments

    Arwym Starlight

    I share your feelings for TWEWY. I don’t like the dialogues much. People say it’s original, and I say it’s just… too… common. As for the gameplay, I enjoy the battles. The point in controlling the top screen yourself is in achieving a better score and extras. The same goes with lowering your level. I actually control the two screens, but sometimes it’s hard to keep up. Something I TRULY, TRULY hate, though, is the fashion part. I can’t stand it. It’s like… “Be trendy OR you don’t deserve to be here!” Also, the game has too many features. Sometimes I find it too complex. More than the necessary, that is. They could have made the game simpler, and it would still be enjoyable. I know… they tried to follow the “spirit” of Shibuya and show it to the world, but… Well, it’s just not my thing. I like the game, but I don’t think it’s as great as most people who play it insist on making you believe.

    A game I’d recommend for the DS is Animal Crossing: Wild World if you like the simulation type of game. But that game’s so silly that it’s awesome. I love everything about it. The only problem is that I don’t get to use the Wi-Fi feature much. Basically, you move to a town in a world where your neighbors are the animals. You take care of the town, build and decorate your house, interact with the neighbors, etc. It lacks a storyline, though; unlike the Harvest Moon games.

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