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  1. Obvious Joke Title Here

    On why you all should go see the new Sherlock Holmes film. Now. In fact, don’t even bother reading this post; just go see it.

  2. Apartheid With Aliens

    Free hosting plans get an upgrade and Dee reviews the hot new sci-fi fauxumentary, District 9.

  3. TRANSFORMERS!!!! LKHSALDNNNDD!!!!!!

    LKSAHDLHLHF!!!! TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN!!!!!! LAKSHLLDKHALHDLKASD!!!! REVIEW!!! GIANT ROBOTS PUNCHING EA– AAAARRDSFHILDSHBBME!!!!!

    Bumblebee is so Sam’s giant robot boyfriend. It takes Sam a whole movie to confess love to Mikaela, but he’s totes fine with throwing off-hand I-love-yous to Bumblebee in the garage. No wonder Bumblebee hates Alice so much.
    PETER!!! CULLEN!!! LSKHDLHADAAA!!!!
    About 60% of this [...]

  4. Some Random Thinky Thoughts…

    Thinky Thought #1: I Don’t Believe in “OOC”
    A while ago, I opined that there was no such thing as a Mary Sue. It’s kinda buried in the post (which is more about roleplaying), but my point there was that I thought the term “Mary Sue” was — rather than being a thing in and of [...]

  5. How Not to Make A Film

    So the other day I rounded up Mat and went out to see Watchmen.
    Fucking. Terrible.
    No, seriously. I want those three hours of my life back, thanks. I think the last film I sat through that was this painful, boring, smug, self-congratulatory and in dire need of a fucking editor was (somehow not surprisingly) Sin City. [...]

  6. Believing

    Well, all my nagging apparently paid off last night and I managed to drag Mat out to see The X-Files: I Want to Believe with me last night at Tightass Tuesdays at the Dendy.
    I liked it. For a couple of reasons, but I guess if I’m being completely honest the main reason I liked it [...]

  7. Why So Serious?

    Like everyone else in the Western world, last Friday Mat and I went off to see The Dark Knight. And, really, after a weekend’s worth of reflection the one line that I think sums the whole experience up best just-so-happens to be the film’s tagline:
    Why so serious?
    Because, damn, this is one serious motherfucker of a [...]

  8. Life. Goes On.

    First off, thanks to everyone who offered their condolences about my grandfather. For those of you who missed the Tweet, he had a massive stroke on Saturday night and was rushed to hospital. There’s not a lot the doctors can do for him — he’s like, 90-something — and there’s not a great deal of [...]

  9. Dee vs. Narnia

    So I had the misfortune of sitting through The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe last night, mostly because it was on TV and fractionally better than football or Big Brother. Now, I never liked the Narnia series of books when I was a kid. I had them, and I also [...]

  10. So, Iron Man, Eh?