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  1. Dot-points, artdump.

    A whole bunch of crap. And also some art.

  2. Obvious Joke Title Here

    On why you all should go see the new Sherlock Holmes film. Now. In fact, don’t even bother reading this post; just go see it.

  3. Apartheid With Aliens

    Free hosting plans get an upgrade and Dee reviews the hot new sci-fi fauxumentary, District 9.

  4. TRANSFORMERS!!!! LKHSALDNNNDD!!!!!!

    LKSAHDLHLHF!!!! TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN!!!!!! LAKSHLLDKHALHDLKASD!!!! REVIEW!!! GIANT ROBOTS PUNCHING EA– AAAARRDSFHILDSHBBME!!!!! Bumblebee is so Sam’s giant robot boyfriend. It takes Sam a whole movie to confess love to Mikaela, but he’s totes fine with throwing off-hand I-love-yous to Bumblebee in the garage. No wonder Bumblebee hates Alice so much. PETER!!! CULLEN!!! LSKHDLHADAAA!!!! About [...]

  5. Some Random Thinky Thoughts…

    Thinky Thought #1: I Don’t Believe in “OOC” A while ago, I opined that there was no such thing as a Mary Sue. It’s kinda buried in the post (which is more about roleplaying), but my point there was that I thought the term “Mary Sue” was — rather than being a thing in and [...]

  6. How Not to Make A Film

    So the other day I rounded up Mat and went out to see Watchmen. Fucking. Terrible. No, seriously. I want those three hours of my life back, thanks. I think the last film I sat through that was this painful, boring, smug, self-congratulatory and in dire need of a fucking editor was (somehow not surprisingly) [...]

  7. Believing

    Well, all my nagging apparently paid off last night and I managed to drag Mat out to see The X-Files: I Want to Believe with me last night at Tightass Tuesdays at the Dendy. I liked it. For a couple of reasons, but I guess if I’m being completely honest the main reason I liked [...]

  8. Why So Serious?

    Like everyone else in the Western world, last Friday Mat and I went off to see The Dark Knight. And, really, after a weekend’s worth of reflection the one line that I think sums the whole experience up best just-so-happens to be the film’s tagline: Why so serious? Because, damn, this is one serious motherfucker [...]

  9. Life. Goes On.

    First off, thanks to everyone who offered their condolences about my grandfather. For those of you who missed the Tweet, he had a massive stroke on Saturday night and was rushed to hospital. There’s not a lot the doctors can do for him — he’s like, 90-something — and there’s not a great deal of [...]

  10. Dee vs. Narnia

    So I had the misfortune of sitting through The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe last night, mostly because it was on TV and fractionally better than football or Big Brother. Now, I never liked the Narnia series of books when I was a kid. I had them, and I also [...]