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Spelt…? No way. <i>No way</i>. I don’t believe you. I don’t… no, no. No. I went back and forth, repeating and starting from scratch… It can’t be… You don’t realise what you’ve done, Dee. I’ve always said if I ever did something spectacularly fucktarded like spell my own name wrong online, I’d ban <i>myself</i> from the internet.
I’m off to down a sachet or six of silica gel.

(Thanks, though)
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You missed the first i in the first instance of your name; it’s an easy thing to do, seriously. I’ve been coding for years, trust me on this; 90% of all coding errors come from dumb shit like that.
Plus it’s always the last thing you check. “Ho ho ho, I wouldn’t spell my own name wrong!”
Bzzt, denied.
