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Choose twelve of your original characters in any particular order (NO PEEKING AT THE QUESTIONS AT THIS STAGE!). Then, answer the questions that follow:

1. Loki Laufeyjarson (Corner):  Sometime god and all-round anti-hero, Loki enjoys theft, larceny, secretly sticking up for the little guy and romantic walks on the beach with Sigmund.  He is a seven-foot tall jotun with extreme identity issues.

2. Sigmund Sussman (Corner):  Unfortunatley stuck with the burden of being the reincarnated wife of Loki, Sigmund enjoys Dungeons and Dragons, computer games and TCGs.  He’s currently not sure if being a reincarnated goddess is better or worse than being the unpopular geek who looks like Harry Potter.

3. Ulfrun (World of Warcraft):  An overly-serious Drakkari ice troll, Ulfrun’s parents escaped from the brutal tribes of Northrend after her father was part of the mercenary band that assisted Arthas in acquiring Frostmourne.  She was bought up as a refugee in Orgrimmar, eventually taking the path of the shaman.  She has purple-blue skin, white hair and a long scar running down across her cheeks and blind right eye.  She is also level 60, resto specced, hearthed in Grom’Gol, has 4/8 Earthfury and lives on the Proudmoore server.

4. Ixxis (Furcadia/Shoot the Messenger):  A chimera, Ixxis is a ‘divine messenger’; kind of an interdimensional postman.  He is roughtly eight feet tall and looks like a cross between a jackal and a raven.  Ixxis is heavily mek-modified and has an unfortunate sense of honour, fairness and duty.

5. Noxxul (Furcadia/Shoot the Messenger):  Noxxul is a maggot-white and bile-green ‘cheshire’ hailing from the Necropolis of Yessod.  It is absolutley stark raving mad, and is barely considered sentient.  Also mek-modified, it’s not unlikely that at some point it has been sold as a slave to the Houdi and used for experimentation.

6. Delia Johnson (Corner):  A droll, caustic scenekid.  Dee likes zombies, movies with zombies in them, and comics books containing zombies.  She doesn’t like Loki, but doesn’t like other people also not liking him more.

7. Wayne Murphy (Corner):  A tall girl with bright pink hair and an unfortunate name.  Alarmingly well-endowed, Wayne also knows practically every form of martial art known to man.  She likes My Little Ponies, but would never admit it, and dresses like a mad faerie.

8. Edward Wood (Corner):  Quite possible the reincarnation of Odin, Ed is a tall skinny high school drama teacher who never quite grew out of his teenage “I want to be Robert Smith” phase.  He has a pet Raven called Bastard and one glass eye.

9. Lokken ‘Amael’ Agmour (Et tu, Angelus?):  The Fallen angel of love, Lokken likes ice cream and comedies with explosions in them.  He is roughly five eight, has shaggy blond hair and odd blue-and-red eyes.

10. Samuel ‘Sammael’ le Chevallier (Et tu, Angelus?):  The Fallen angel of destruction, Sammael used to be an assassin with the Heavenly Hosts and never quite got used to the fact that his former employers are a bunch of evil, corrupt bastards.

11. Esia Lokesdottr (Corner):  Esia is a cop who likes law and order, and is somewhat annoyed she is the distant but direct descendant of Loki.

12. Blue (Corner/Shoot the Messenger):  The owner of the Nortcha Drif, Blue is a tough-but-good-hearted middle-age woman (or Houdi in StM) with bright blue hair.

#1. Who would make a better college prof.? 6 (Dee) or 11 (Esia)?
Esia; Dee is way too aggro.

#2. Do you think 2 (Sigmund) is hot? How hot?
Well, he does have a kind of geeky charm.  On the other hand, he looks far too much like Harry Potter.

#3. 12 (Blue) sends 8 (Ed) out on a mission. What is it? Does it succeed?
Some wannabe small-time gang thungs are trying standover tactics at the Drif.  Blue doesn’t so much ‘hire’ Ed as simply mention it to him.  In return, he thinks up an incredibly over-long and convoluted plot to set the gang up.  While he’s busy doing this, Loki (1) walks in and lays some monster-clawed smack down, thus foiling Ed and saving the Drif.

#4. What is or would be 9’s (Lokken) favorite book?
Bad Star Wars novels.

#5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Sigmund) to swear fealty to 6 (Dee), or the other way around?
Both.  I suppose ‘back in the day’ Sigyn would have ‘served’ Hlokk, however nowadays it would be more the other way around.

#6. For some reason, 5 (Noxxul) is looking for a roommate. Should (s)he share a studio apartment with 9 (Lokken) or with 10 (Sam)?
Lokken.  Sam has way too much of a stick up his ass, and would not get along with our dear, mad cheshire.

#7. 2 (Sigmund), 7 (Wayne), and 12 (Blue) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They would go out for Indian, and probably mock the scenekids at the Drif in between talking cagily about the various weird things that go on there.

#8. 3 (Ulfrun) challenges 10 (Sam) to a duel. What happens?
LAWLZ FROSTSHOCK!

#9. If 1 (Loki) stole 8’s (Ed) most precious possession, how would she/he get it back?
Ahahahaha! … ahahahahaha!  Seriously he’d track Loki down, and pummel him into the ground.  Ed may just be Ed, but Loki is still scared shitless by him.

#10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Wayne) and 12 (Blue) both attain what they most desire.
A Short Caution About Love

#11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Ixxis) and 1 (Loki) to work together?
Extra-dimensional beings want to send Loki a message, and Ixxis is called up by God to do it.  Can our canny corvid courier make the drop?  Or will this be just another case of shooting the messenger?

#12. If 7 (Wayne) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
There’d be a lot of videogames and bad japanese horror movies involved.

#13. If you could command 3 (Ulfrun) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
LAWLZ FROSTSHOCK!

#14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Esia)?
Anymore?  No.

#15. If 2 (Sigmund) had to choose sides between 4 (Ixxis) and 5 (Noxxul), which would it be?
Ixxis.  He may be a giant corvid gryphon, but he’s not batshit insane.

#16. What might 10 (Sam) shout while charging into battle?
Latin devotions to God.

#17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Ed), which song would you choose?
The Bee Gees, “This is Just Where I Came In” (Seriously, it’s on his profile page.)

#18. 1 (Loki), 6 (Dee), and 12 (Blue) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Blue.  Loki is (irrationally) scared of Dee and Dee would keep Loki off it if she knew he wanted it, just to see it go to someone else.

#19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Sigmund) to use on 10 (Sam)?
“Uh… wings.  That’s cool.”

#20. What would 5 (Noxxul) most likely be arrested for?
Murder, public nuisance and wanton destruction of property.

#21. What is 6’s (Dee) secret?
She’s really a tacky self-insertion character.  Sssh, don’t tell anyone…  She also has a big crush on Ed (8).

#22. If 11 (Esia) and 9 (Lokken) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Lokken.  He can fly.  Oh, and move outside of time and stuff.  Esia has police sirens.

#23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Wayne) or 8 (Ed)?
Wayne.  Ed is a scrawny goth with an emo guitar.  Wayne knows martial arts.

#24. 1 (Loki) and 9 (Lokken) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s (Ixxis) sinister secret organization. 11 (Esia) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that she is actually a spy for 4 (Ixxis). Meanwhile, 4 (Ixxis) has kidnapped 12 (Blue) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Noxxul), they seek out 3 (Ulfrun), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Interdimensional Conspiracy for Fun and Bad Character Development, or, Never Take Advice From a Cheshire

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